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May 04, 2011
"Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

— Cave Johnson, Portal 2

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May 04, 2011
"Oh hi! So, how are you holding up, because I’m a potato!"

— GLaDOS, Portal 2

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May 04, 2011
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March 29, 2011
"If at first you don’t succeed, you fail. So in case you don’t make it through the testing: goodbye”."

— GLaDOS

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March 29, 2011
I love my Escapiees!
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March 29, 2011
Freeman <3

Freeman <3

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March 29, 2011
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March 29, 2011
"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war"

— Napoleon Bonaparte

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March 29, 2011
My baby

My baby

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March 29, 2011

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Falling off my wall, I woke up in hospital and all my arm was cut open and just full of… blood D: